i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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