yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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