question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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