Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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