I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
