we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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