well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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