can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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