You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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