Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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