i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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