My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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