when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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