The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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