he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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