Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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