question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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