i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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