I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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