Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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