my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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