ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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