I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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