I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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