I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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