Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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