Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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