Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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