i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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