new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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