don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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