Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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