You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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