so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You dont lie about slip and slides
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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