Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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