And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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