Tell her she can't have a vagina
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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