How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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