yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
