Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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