their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Enjoy the penises
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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