Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
