Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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