walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize