Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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