just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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