I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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