Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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