There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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