but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
