Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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