Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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