I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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