He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
