these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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